last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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