Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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