I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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