so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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