You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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