I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
