hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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