Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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