apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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