its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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