I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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