your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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