she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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