Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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