Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
How external is "for external use only"?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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