nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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