college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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