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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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