no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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