I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
4 words: hood of his car
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize