I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
