Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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