i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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