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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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