Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
people are starting to question the shark bite story
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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