Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's rum buckets o'clock
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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