Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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