Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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