ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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