did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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