He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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