So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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