she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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