Who did Billy Mays play for?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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