we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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