Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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