Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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