i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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