soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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