Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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