when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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