I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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