trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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