Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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