Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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