I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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