your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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