I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
