Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You are a genius and a whore.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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