I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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