Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Shame is for Republicans.
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