quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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