walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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