So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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