Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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