Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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