now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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